He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize