David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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