New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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