No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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