i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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