Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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