and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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