oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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