Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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