Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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