i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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