The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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