I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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