dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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