my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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