There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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