VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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