Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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