ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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