turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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