My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
please don't ironically join a cult
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