we have pet lesbian snakes
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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