are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Randomize
