I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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