I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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