doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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