i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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