Christians are straight up FREAKS
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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