btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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