Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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