the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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