About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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