im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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