shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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