none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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