Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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