I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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