I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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