Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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