We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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