His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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