its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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