Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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