Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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