shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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