Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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