Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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