is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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