Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
