Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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