I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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