Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
