It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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