ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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