Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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