Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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